You might be wondering, “What is this hilarious and delightful blog that keeps showing up on my dash? Is it something from a dream?” The answer is, “It’s a new literary humor/comedy site called Hot Hot Phone, and maybe you dreamed about it if you have super insane dreams.”
What sort of comedy does Hot Hot Phone post?: Mostly short writing pieces (between 200-500 words), occasionally funny lists, original comics, and humorous images!
Who writes it?: You do! Submit your pieces (title, your name, and the content pasted in the body of the email) to email@example.com! We’ve had contributors who’ve written for McSweeney’s, Shouts and Murmurs, College Humor, and much more!
Where else can we follow HHP?: On Facebook! and Twitter!
What is that photo?: That is the founder of HHP’s father, and his poodle, Pierre in 1963.
How did Zachary Taylor, 12th President of the United States, die?: He ate raw cherries and iced milk, the combination of which caused him severe intestinal ailments and ultimately killed him.
That’s all for now, folks! Follow Hot Hot Phone for your optimal dose of funny writing on tumblr!